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Jack's avatar

You definitely need to publish this in McSweeney's now to meta it up a level! Hehe.

Cedar Jones's avatar

I was pretty stoked when my archetype did not appear in this write-up. Thank god.

And fuck, this was funny.

Tony Christini's avatar

Systemically, literary agents are pushed into fishing for supposed material value in "projects." Literary and cultural value is a kind of afterthought, nice if you can get it, given the system.

Michael O. Church's avatar

It might even be an impediment. Real literature is basically impossible to reduce to a pitch. Traditional publishing needs to sustain the image of picking up everything with real value, while it really only needs one or two good finds per year to keep itself relevant, and can invest the rest of its resources into finding celebrities to push commercial books, which is what they're good at these days.

Kris's avatar

Well. That’s me told.

Somewhere between “hypocritical attention seeker” and “literature’s greatest defender,” refreshing my feed and pretending it’s research.

I feel personally attacked, accurately diagnosed and still somehow keen to share this for engagement.

Quite the achievement!

Rick Mullin's avatar

Which is to say that writing is a solipsistic act. It is not for anyone but the writer. Even "successful" literary works sell in the low thousands. Let's face it there is a whole culture (or subculture) of aspirants, hoping, dreaming, striving for a breakthrough...while the world of readers shrinks more every day. In defense of literary agents (and I am not one) they are selling buggy whips.

Tricia Rosa, PhD's avatar

I am relieved by the death of the literary world.

Ottessa Mblahblah's book about a tall blonde femme fatale Columbia student who enjoys being painted nude while unconscious and attending parties she cannot remember is a pretty fucked up narrative to promote to ubiquity during 2018-9. The book is also not very good. I would be more concerned if an unapologetic industry that is continuing to evade accountability for the role they played through endless midtone pieces like this one was thriving.

Patri Becus's avatar

one for literary translation substack pls and thank u😅

Trevor Cohen's avatar

My goodness, Noor. Why am I just seeing this now? Incredible! Love how each type interacts with eachother. I want this as a deck of archetype cards.

Want to join our day-in-the-life collab? Feel like you'd write a really cool piece - https://tredecko.substack.com/p/day-of-the-___-writer-join-the-party

Noor Rahman's avatar

Thanks Trevor!! The day in the life collab seems cool, I’d love to join.

Trevor Cohen's avatar

Yay yay yay! Lemme know if you have any questions :)

Lydia Joy's avatar

nothing clever, i just really really loved this.

Jada De Luca's avatar

This made me laugh with my belly.

Dayna Cobarrubias's avatar

This is gold

Claire Tucker's avatar

aspiring to the patron saint category!!! wado, this was such a fun read!

Ani Beeler's avatar

Holy shit this is amazing

Matthew's avatar

Very funny! 😆😂🤪🙄

Tom Schecter's avatar

Well done.

Alias El’Pseudonym III's avatar

Hello there, this made me smile many times as I moved through it. Satire (Horatian preferably) and self deprecating parody for the win!

Rohan Appasaheb TRYAMBAKRAO!'s avatar

I enjoyed the AI SLOP AI SLOP AI SLOP line. That made me laugh. AI SLOP AI SLOP AI SLOP!!!!!!